THE “MALDITA” MANIFESTO: JANUS DEL PRADO’S SCATHING ATTACK ON CARLA ABELLANA REVEALED—THE 6-MONTH MARRIAGE CURSE, THE MONETIZATION WAR, AND THE EXPLOSIVE FALLOUT OF THE “COFFIN CAKE” SCANDAL! ⚰️🔥📉

The first week of January 2026 has officially descended into total digital warfare. What began as a high-society wedding on December 27, 2025, between Kapuso royalty Carla Abellana and her new husband Reginald Santos, has evolved into a toxic, high-stakes feud that is threatening to tear the entertainment industry apart. Today, the “Prince of Shade,” Janus Del Prado, has broken his silence after his social media empire was brought to its knees by a coordinated “Mass Report” strike. In a series of deleted but legendary screenshots, Janus has declared war, labeling the actress a “Maldita” (mean girl) and issuing a chilling warning to her new husband.

Tonight, DIS TV conducts an emergency investigative deep-dive into the “Monetization Heist.” We are dissecting Janus’s “6-month curse,” the deleted posts that the internet never forgets, and the raw, unbridled rage of a man whose livelihood was silenced by a bride’s wrath. 🕵️‍♂️📽️🌋

THE “MALDITO” STRIKEBACK: JANUS UNLEASHES THE DRAGONS 🐉💻💥

The peace of the New Year was shattered when Janus Del Prado realized his Facebook and social media pages had been demonetized. The cause? A tidal wave of reports targeting his “humorous” critique of Carla’s wedding cake. Janus didn’t go quietly into the night; he went for the jugular.

The “Maldita” Label: In a post that sent shockwaves through the industry, Janus screamed into the digital void: “So this ‘New Bride’ is actually a ‘Maldito’ (Mean Girl). She had my page mass-reported, and now my monetization is on hold!” * The “Six-Month” Prophecy: Perhaps the most vicious blow was Janus’s “Best Wishes” to the groom. He wrote: “To the new husband, be careful with your choice. Remember how she dragged all her exes’ names into the mud. I hope you guys last even just six months.”

The Overreaction Allegation: Janus accused Carla of “overreacting” to a joke, claiming her ego was as fragile as the sugar on her controversial “coffin-shaped” cake.

THE DELETED EVIDENCE: WHAT THE SCREENSHOTS REVEAL 📸🗑️🕵️‍♂️

Janus may have deleted the posts in a moment of “New Year’s Resolution” reflection, but the “Matatalas na Mata” (Sharp Eyes) of the netizens have preserved the receipts forever.

The “Joke” that Killed a Career: Janus defended his “Ataul” (Coffin) joke, mocking those who couldn’t handle his brand of humor. “You want a joke? Let’s just cry so we don’t get reported,” he sneered.

The Move-On Manifesto: Before going dark, Janus posted a final goodbye to the drama: “New Year’s Reso: Don’t joke with people who don’t share your humor. I’m moving on with my life. Goodnight.”

The Hidden Hatred: Insiders suggest that this isn’t just about a cake. This is about years of unspoken friction between the “classy” circle of Carla Abellana and the “brutally honest” circle of Janus Del Prado.

REGINALD SANTOS IN THE CROSSHAIRS: THE GROOM’S DILEMMA 👰‍♀️🥊🤵‍♂️

The most heart-wrenching part of this investigation is the position of the new groom, Reginald Santos. Just days into his marriage, he is being warned by industry veterans that his wife is a “name-dragger.”

The “Ex” Factor: Janus’s reminder about Carla’s history with her ex-partners is a strategic psychological strike. He is painting a picture of a woman who uses her power to destroy the reputations—and now the bank accounts—of those who cross her.

The “Ingat” Warning: By telling Reginald to “be careful,” Janus has successfully planted a seed of doubt during the honeymoon phase. Is Carla a protective bride, or is she a digital tyrant who silences dissent with a single click of the “Report” button?

THE VERDICT: DIGITAL CANNIBALISM IN 2026 ⚖️🎬📉

The verdict from DIS TV is absolute: The “Coffin Cake” has become a tomb for professional relationships. Carla Abellana has proven that she has the power to de-platform her critics, but in doing so, she has given Janus the “Martyr” status he needs to stay relevant.

Janus Del Prado may have lost his monetization for now, but he has successfully branded Carla’s new marriage with a “Six-Month” expiration date in the eyes of his followers. This isn’t just a showbiz spat; it’s a war over the right to mock the elite.